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Politicians   by: Mondo Disgusto Mondo on his Soapbox

A wise man once said "An honest politician is a man who, once bought, stays bought." Unfortunately, we keep electing the cheap fucks. We elect a cheese-dick who can be bought for a box of Cuban cigars and a case of inferior French wine, and then stand around slack-jawed and dumbfounded when he sells us out for an eight-ball of coke and a blowjob from a chubby brunette.

Our founding fathers set up a political system designed to prevent crooked politicians from becoming entrenched in the hallowed halls of capitol hill. Alas and alack, it didn't work! Thomas Jefferson said," GOD help this country if lawyers become politicians." Well, most politicians start out as attorneys, and rapidly become boot-licking toadies for the big banks, big business, big tobacco and the oil companies while gleefully fucking over the common folk who elected them.

One major problem is campaign finance. Pols running for office take big bucks from big biz, big oil, etc., which is tantamount to bribery before the fact. Just look at what happened when Enron took a shit. Congress started up a committee to investigate and pols who took money from Enron scattered like scummy cockroaches when the lights come on. They can't let themselves be part of an investigation of their benefactor lest their own cupidity be uncovered.

Another problem is re-election. Most folk are so busy trying to earn enough to pay their taxes (and still have something to live on) that they have no time to actually look into the voting records of their respective candidates. Thus, they depend on seductive, incomplete and artfully manipulated sound bytes to decide whom to vote for. Consequently, we all get fucked.

When a bill that is beneficial for the people (but hard on the movers and shakers) comes before congress it virtually always gets slapped down. If it is a bill that demands to be passed, some asshole will tack a rider (that, otherwise, has no hope of getting passed) to it, thereby fucking us again via the back door. Or else has the effect of stalling the good shit forever.

Since the War For States Rights the Republicans and the Democrats have been the ruling parties, no independent candidate has won a major election. Reps. And Dems. are just opposite sides of the same coin. The shadows behind the "New World Order" don't care which party is in power because you can't lose when you own both horses in a two horse race.

I suggest we take some of our hard-earned bucks and hire some of the government's best bug-boys to breed up a politician-specific disease that will turn them into vegetables at the end of their terms, then we would get new people so often it would just cost too much to buy them.

Comments to date: 12. Page 1 of 2.

Posted by: ANDY   

10:51pm on Sunday, April 21st, 2002

"...democracies have ever been spectacles of turbulance and contention,have ever been found incompatable with personal security of the rights of property, and have in general been as short in their lives as they have been violent in their deaths."
The Federalist Papers,#X, New York,
March 17,1788 -James Madison

"A Democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government.It can exist only until the voters discover they can vote themselves largess out of the Public Treasury.From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefits from the Public Treasury, with the end result that Democracy collapses under the weight of a loose fiscal policy.Always followed by dictatorship."
Alexander Tyler-Historian

"The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a REPUBLICAN form of government,and shall protect each of them against invasion;...
U.S.Constitution,Article IV,Sec.4

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Pay attention folks. What Mr. Tyler said is happening all around us.

Posted by: ANDY   

10:53pm on Sunday, April 21st, 2002

Sorry Mondo, I had more, but I didn't wanna steal your thunder.You Musta read the Dubya Report.Hammer them Politicos brother,hammer em.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Far from stealing my thunder, you are helping to make it louder!!!

Posted by: ANDY   

10:55pm on Sunday, April 28th, 2002

"A democracy is the vilest form of Government there is!"-Thomas Paine

"Liberty never lasts long in a "Democracy,nor has it ever ended in anything better than despotism."-Fisher Ames

"Remember,Democracy never lasts long.It soon wastes,exhausts and murders itself.
There never was a Democracy yet that did not commit suicide."-John Adams

"Of true Government ther are only three:Kingship,Aristocracy,and Constitutional Government. Each form has it's perversion,of which there are also three:Tyranny,Oligarchy,and Democracy."-Aristotle(384-322BC)

Posted by: magnus   

10:55pm on Wednesday, May 1st, 2002

If you're tired of two parties that take money from the same corporations maybe it's time you got into the GREEN PARTY and voted for Ralph Nader.... the only politician that doesn't take the corporate dollar.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
What I'm tired of, is being forced to "choose between the lesser of two evils", instead of the best man for the office. I've seen a lot of independant candidates who would do what is best for the country, but I know they don't stand a chance at the polls. As far as I can tell, the "Green Party" is a thin veneer pasted over the Communist party. Personally I would vote "Libertarian".

Posted by: magnus   

10:56pm on Thursday, May 2nd, 2002

As a member of the Green Party I take offense to your calling me a communist because that implies something unamerican. A communist wouldn't support small business like I do. I've helped three open in the last year, doing free construction, business consulting, and press work. My dedication to the community at large stems from watching small businesses, and the main streets of every small town in the country dry up because of big business interests (who largely don't pay taxes.) And in the Green Party voting is important, so is bein a citizen, that's better than the Dems and the Republicans thinking everything is fine when the country only shows a 47 percent voter turn out.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Yes, I would imagine you would be offended. Unfortunately you're offended for the wrong reason. You should be offended by your party's platform. You may (like Hillary) prefer the term "socialist", but I remember "The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics" as communists. That is why the "Green Party" is known as the "Watermelons".

Posted by: ANDY   

10:57pm on Saturday, May 4th, 2002

So tell us Magnus, Where does the "Green Party" stand on Compulsory Education,Gun Control,One World Government(UN),Universal Banking and Monetary systems,Federal Taxation,Giving billions of dollars in cash and armament to third world and other countries while people here are starving in the street? Small business is great but historically has taken care of itself when all the other issues are in order.If the government
stuck to the Constitution and addressed issues at home instead of sweating foreign policy.Small businesses would flourish.You like every one else seems to think there NEEDS to be a PARTY of some kind.I say bullshit,The system was designed to be run by the people through the best man for the job not a fuckin PARTY, or a Corporation, or an electoral collage, or the UN, by us the workers the little guy, not some Yuppy fuck tryin' to make a name and a million bucks.It is illegal and unconstitutional for the federal government to tax the people.Only a state can tax and then only by popular vote.Compulsory education was created by Lenin in the Communist Manifesto, Gun control-Hitler,The rest falls under the category of tyanny.So while your fighting for your "GREEN PARTY" the rest of us are in it for FREEDOM to enjoy this country the way it was designed and not have to wake up everyday and kowtow to some fuckin PARTY.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Andy...I hope to hell we get a chance to meet up someday in the wind. Thanks for the back-up.

Posted by: ANDY   

10:57pm on Saturday, May 4th, 2002

If I can ever get this scoot scattered all over my garage back together, we may well do that brother.Ever make the Golden Aspen Rally in Ruidoso, NM?Shit, I should be in El Paso right now at the Border Run but NO,Scoot's broke and had to work.Some day I really gotta kick shit outa "Murphy".Damn but he can make life unpleasant sometimes. LMAO.

Posted by: Grant Aldrich   

10:58pm on Thursday, July 11th, 2002

Politicians can be good for the eco system. The Environmental Wacko's out there can use them to create artificial reefs off the coast of Florida. They do have to weight them down otherwise the sorry-ass fat bloated rat bastards will float like turds. Any of you tree hugging bunny kissing nut bagz need some lead weights, just let me know.

The difference between a road-kill skunk and a road-kill politician? There are usually skid marks to avoid hitting the skunk.
I would spit on a politician if he were on fire.

I’m actually going to address Mondo’s comment regarding re-election, You are correct that all of us tax payers are busy working for Uncle Sam to pay for the eco assholes save everything and to waste on other countries by solving their problems like saving the starving dumb asses of some rag wearing desert dwelling farmers with our hard earned tax dollars. Save the money, send them a telegram that says “ you fucked now move the fuck out of the desert “ As far as getting fucked because the vote, well…. Everyone needs to get off their lazy asses and vote. It took eight years of bitching about comrade Wilhelm Klinton from apathetic Republican’s who where to busy (fucking lazy) to vote. The response from the sore loser Democrats was that swift and total bull shit as usual. How many times did Florida have to re-count those fucking ballots to verify that Bush won, Bush won, Bush won excuse the fuck outt’a me but the best man for the job Bush fucking won.
This same scenario replays itself in local and state elections. We will get fucked unless everyone stops bitching, pulls their share of the load and gets out there and votes. Educated or not, if you don’t vote the rest of us all get fucked because of you. I got a problem with that. If you don’t have a problem with that then you need to review the 8 years of damage caused by that son of a bitch Klinton. It’s no shit that there is power in numbers, the Democrats used it to their advantage and that right, we got fucked.
Your vote solves most of the issues that Mondo mentioned in his rant. The rest of the issues are dependant upon how much of this bullshit all of you tax payers are willing to tolerate.

As far as the term of Democracy floating around this thread; This country was founded as and still is a REPUBLIC. We have a democratic procedure called voting that elects candidates to office who then represent us. Some of the choices are as Mondo puts it, the lesser of two evils however we can, in most cases limit the amount of damage by being responsible and voting. If you don't, you then forfeit the right to bitch about anything going on with the government and how it is finding new ways to ass fuck all of us.

Posted by: i love it   

11:00pm on Wednesday, January 22nd, 2003

may i print this article into our state abate mag our April issue?
my name is David Timm and Im the editor or the HIGHWAYSTAR our utah paper. Thank you.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Well David, if you can get it printed un-edited and give the required credits, I have no problem. All material on this website, however, belongs to the web-master and you will have to get his permission. E-mail him at;

webmaster@hognutz.com

Posted by: Brent   

11:01pm on Sunday, June 1st, 2003

Sounds like you are right there. Here in Nebraska we do have a very greedy Gov. that he demand the state to cut 20 percent in all dept but not in his little office cause he needs them to do the work of two person like he has 20 of them.
Next his stupid idea was to sell water to some company in Colorado but we are in drought stage MMM selling 7 million gallons of water per day for 30 days so they can sell water to citys that needs water very bad. I thought you have that bad now begining to wonder are theis governers related some how?


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