It is time for me to get something aired that has been bothering me for a while now. That something is…HOMOSEXUALS. I can say what I want about this subject because I have a great-nephew who wants to be my great-niece. Now you must understand that I don't hate the boy, I hate what he/she??? is doing. I remember when he was going out with girls. Okay, most were ugly, skinny or fat, gawky scags, but they were female. He was having the usual teen dating problems, but instead of learning and growing he became convinced that he was .. ahem.."gay".

I am convinced that he was persuaded to this opinion of his sexuality by the political machinations of the pole-gazing, dick-snacking turd burglars that have invaded virtually every aspect of our society. I can't turn on the T.V. without seeing some limp-wristed goober gobbler swish across the screen. Every time I pick up a newspaper, I'm seeing an article about some joyboy being taken to the E.R. to have some foreign object removed from his turd cannon following an afternoon of "how many household utensils can you shove up your poop chute?". They have parades because they want "more than equal" rights. They insist on being referred to as "GAY". Excuse me, but my dictionary defines gay as " happy, full of fun". It doesn't say "perverted, full of come".

If they are so happy about being perverts, why don't they call themselves by the accepted terms "sodomites" or "homosexuals" instead of hiding behind a word that means "happy"? The holiday season is getting close. Soon carolers will be singing Christmas songs. Thanks to the fags, whenever I hear "Deck the Halls" I get a mental picture of my great-nephew singing "don we now our gay apparel" and deciding on an evening ensemble from his Victoria's Secret collection.

How can this be politically correct, when it is morally, physically and spiritually wrong?

If it was physically correct, there would be no need for two sexes. Just get your neighbor to bone you up the ass and shit out a kid. If it was natural, there would be no need (gasp!!) for women. There certainly would be no over-population problems. The Living GOD that created us made us to be two halves of a whole, male and female (it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve). Scripture says that homosexuality is an abomination before GOD, but not to hate the sinner, but the sin (More on this in another rant).

If they want to pork one-another up the down-spout, fine. Do it at home. Don't expect to be treated special just because you like to gargle your butt-buddy's kiki juice. Stop trying to convince young, easily confused teens that it is an "alternative life-style". My great-nephew knows that what he is doing is wrong, because he is convinced I'm going to hurt him whenever I show up. But the politically correct are telling him that I'm the one who's fucked up. Maybe I am, but at least my breath smells like pussy.