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Politically Correct; Perverts   by: Mondo Disgusto Mondo on his Soapbox

It is time for me to get something aired that has been bothering me for a while now. That something is…HOMOSEXUALS. I can say what I want about this subject because I have a great-nephew who wants to be my great-niece. Now you must understand that I don't hate the boy, I hate what he/she??? is doing. I remember when he was going out with girls. Okay, most were ugly, skinny or fat, gawky scags, but they were female. He was having the usual teen dating problems, but instead of learning and growing he became convinced that he was .. ahem.."gay".

I am convinced that he was persuaded to this opinion of his sexuality by the political machinations of the pole-gazing, dick-snacking turd burglars that have invaded virtually every aspect of our society. I can't turn on the T.V. without seeing some limp-wristed goober gobbler swish across the screen. Every time I pick up a newspaper, I'm seeing an article about some joyboy being taken to the E.R. to have some foreign object removed from his turd cannon following an afternoon of "how many household utensils can you shove up your poop chute?". They have parades because they want "more than equal" rights. They insist on being referred to as "GAY". Excuse me, but my dictionary defines gay as " happy, full of fun". It doesn't say "perverted, full of come".

If they are so happy about being perverts, why don't they call themselves by the accepted terms "sodomites" or "homosexuals" instead of hiding behind a word that means "happy"? The holiday season is getting close. Soon carolers will be singing Christmas songs. Thanks to the fags, whenever I hear "Deck the Halls" I get a mental picture of my great-nephew singing "don we now our gay apparel" and deciding on an evening ensemble from his Victoria's Secret collection.

How can this be politically correct, when it is morally, physically and spiritually wrong?

If it was physically correct, there would be no need for two sexes. Just get your neighbor to bone you up the ass and shit out a kid. If it was natural, there would be no need (gasp!!) for women. There certainly would be no over-population problems. The Living GOD that created us made us to be two halves of a whole, male and female (it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve). Scripture says that homosexuality is an abomination before GOD, but not to hate the sinner, but the sin (More on this in another rant).

If they want to pork one-another up the down-spout, fine. Do it at home. Don't expect to be treated special just because you like to gargle your butt-buddy's kiki juice. Stop trying to convince young, easily confused teens that it is an "alternative life-style". My great-nephew knows that what he is doing is wrong, because he is convinced I'm going to hurt him whenever I show up. But the politically correct are telling him that I'm the one who's fucked up. Maybe I am, but at least my breath smells like pussy.

Comments to date: 23. Page 1 of 3.

Posted by: Osagewoman   

10:56am on Saturday, November 17th, 2001

Man, you are so funny! Have you ever thought about standing on a street corner spouting all this? I'll bet you'd have more of a real audience than the bible-thumpers! I know some homos, and most of 'em have been great as far as home decorating goes, but I'm with you! I don't wanna hear about what they do to whom and the gory details! Keep it at home, dammit, like the rest of us do! I hate it when they demand "rights" for being "gay". So fucking what! I don't demand rights for being who I am, except for respect. I'll give 'em that, but I won't go out of my way to treat 'em special! They're not! They're just odd-ball society jerk-offs! Hey, is there such a thing as a gay biker? I doubt it!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Yes, I did try the street corner thing. Ended up with three hots and a cot and a celly who wanted to be my (shudder) girlfriend.

Posted by: chaplainpauleee.   

10:56am on Tuesday, November 20th, 2001

right on brother me and momma laffed all the way but the text is on target and on course keep the shit rollin and GOD bless seeya

Posted by: REDWOLFtheCONCHOMAN   

10:57am on Friday, November 23rd, 2001

Right on th' money, Mondo!
PS. I don't care what yer business is, unless ya try to get ME involved!!!

Posted by: Taildragger   

10:58am on Tuesday, November 27th, 2001

I really hate that faggots and illegal aliens, and every other whiny sorry ass have more rights to jobs and government
benefits than American combat veterans.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Kinda makes you wonder who's going to be willing to be the next generation of combat vets. One day the government tells you to kill'em, the next you're told to live beside them. Some thing is wrong with this picture.

Posted by: Magnum   

10:58am on Tuesday, January 29th, 2002

Dear Mondo,
You seem happy. Thanks for proving that ignorance really is bliss.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Judging by your response, you must be pro fag. I'll bet they call you Magnum cause you can get a Champagne bottle up your ass.

Posted by: matt   

10:59am on Sunday, February 17th, 2002

im an aussie but.... believe or agree with alot of what u say .. and yeah ..if faggots are so okay with what they are they wouldnt have to show it off and demand that we accept it. if they "need" us to accept what they are they obviously cant accept it themselves

Posted by: bun   

11:00am on Wednesday, March 20th, 2002

Hate to tell you this but the entire biker/lesther thing...well, that was started by fags. you guys are FAG FOLLOWERS! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Wrong Butt-Boy. Our leather (and that is LEATHER, not lesther, don't try to type while your buddy is pounding your poop-chute) jackets were first worn by aviators. Our chaps were borrowed from steer-roping, brush-popping cowboys. You bone-smugglers started dressing like bikers in a pathetic attempt to keep your sorry asses from getting kicked, because you figured out that nobody in their right mind gives us a hard time. And we don't follow fags, you might stop, hoping to feel us ramming into you (retch,gag)

Posted by: ANDY   

11:00am on Monday, April 8th, 2002

Mondo, reckon we oughta introduce Magnum to Bun an then drop em down a fuckin well somewhere?Are we homophobic?No we just think your a buncha sick ass,demented,bone smokin'IDIOTS! And wish you'd take yer pro-fag drivel elsewhere cause every time you speak some nasty shit drips from yer mouth.an we (contrary to popular beleif)don't give a fat rats ass!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
A well? Hmmm, Okay but it has to be a dry well. We're in a drought cycle here and I don't want to go fucking up good ground water.

Posted by: dave   

11:01am on Monday, January 20th, 2003

Wow. Intersting. Sort of. I am a heterosexual male, and not a homophobe, but I really have to ask this.

You being a strong manly-man type. Let's make up this hypothetical situation.

Lets suppose you are with this beautiful, voluptous, ( add your own adjective) woman. The mood is prestine. She then says she would like anal sex. Your answer is...........?

Hypocrit!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
The biggest difference would be:
While my dick is in her ass my hands would be fondling her tits and snatch, NOT wrapped around a dick!!!
Why didn't you ask about getting a blow-job?
Answer; See Above. This pertains to 69 too!
Nothing hypocritical about it.

Posted by: ANDY   

11:02am on Wednesday, January 29th, 2003

The whole butt fuckin', Hershey highway thing doesn't make for a pretty mental image one way or the other. Totally fuckin' ruined lunch guys, Thanks.


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