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More Stupid Shit   by: Mondo Disgusto Mondo on his Soapbox

I voted early so I could ignore the continuing asinine behavior of the candidates. I'm surfeited (ad nauseam) with the mudslinging thing. I decided to vote against the incumbent and/or the candidate who slings the most mud, regardless of their party affiliation. I also voted for anything that was good for our elderly and our Vets, and against anything that would increase taxes (you jerk-wad pols get plenty of money, you don't need more, you need to learn how to spend what you have more wisely and stay within your budget!). And I voted against an amendment to the state constitution to remove language that specifically prohibits idiots from voting. Fuck 'em! We do enough for them by electing their sorry asses to office; they don't need to vote too!

How about good ol' Governor Jesse, eh? I'm fond of an honest man, and Jesse isn't a politician, he said (to the effect) that he wanted nothing more to do with politics. This is what happens when an honest man descends into the mold-slimy world of politics, rubbing shoulders with the human/waste inhabitants. Politicians are, by default, liars and thieves, having no honor and thriving in the garbage-filled sewers of the political underworld. When Governor Jesse attended the memorial service for Sen. Wellstone, he left in outraged dismay at the utterly shameless behavior that the Dems exhibited by turning the respectfully somber affair into a political rally. To show his contempt, he appointed an Independent to fill the slot left by the Senator's untimely demise, rather than a Dem, as he had agreed to do. Way to go, man!!! Write in JESSE the BODY for PREZ!!!

In Maryland, the perennially delusional megalomaniac, "Sideshow Al" was stumping for the Dem candidate (a Kennedy) for Governor. She was ahead in the polls, now she's behind. I wonder if it had anything to do with his continual reference to himself as President Gore and his continued whining about "Dubious Dubya" "stealing the election". Hey Al · do us all a favor, go back to Tennessee and see if you can do something useful, like, invent the pencil?!

In another race (why do they call it a race?) one candidate was video-taped stealing and/or destroying his opponent's campaign posters · by his opponent! Now if you or I were to take down or otherwise tamper with those very same posters it would be considered a crime. The excuse given was that the people, who owned the property that they were on, asked him to remove them.

I miss the days when I picked a candidate based on his/her understanding of, and their stance on, the ISSUES!

Comments to date: 6. Page 1 of 1.

Posted by: Anne   

12:12am on Tuesday, November 5th, 2002

Hi Mondo,

thank you for this nice article, i really enjoyed reading it. But the best thing is, it doesn't matter if you live in the states, in Germany, or wherever...
....it's allways and everywhere the same shit.


Anne

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Yes Anne you are eminently correct. It is, however, this shit close to home that frosts my gonads.

Posted by: ANDY   

12:13am on Tuesday, November 5th, 2002

I kinda like Ol' Jesse myself. What the "good ol' boys did at Paul Wellstones funeral was heartless and cold shit.I find it interesting that Mr. Wellstone was one of the most outspoken opponants to the Bush Agenda.I'm glad this crap is over.I was gettin real tired of hearing about how shitty ALL of our potentially elected officials are going to run my country and state.It's only marginally about issues any more.It's more about electing the person with the least skeletens in the closet.Sad commentary about our Executive Managment.How unfortunate for us.
Jesse is an honest man but he played hell on Minnesotas' economy.
I say we elect.....
MONDO FOR PREZ 2004!!!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
I thought we agreed that "Mondo for Prez" would be a certain death sentence, you don't like me no more, or what?

Posted by: ANDY   

12:14am on Wednesday, November 6th, 2002

Of course I do. I didn't mean it, honest. It was meant more as a compliment, the fine print being "I see you as an honest,and trustworthy person whom I'd trust with the future". You ain't totally full-a-shit like our current executurds. Strictly an analogy. SEE I STILL LIKE YA. I just get this urge once in a while to be a smart ass. An unfortunate side effect of my misguided youth.

Posted by: Lowlife   

12:15am on Monday, December 30th, 2002

Mondo--What the fuck have those of us from Tennessee ever done to make you want to send Al Gore back to us? We don't want him anymore than you do. That's why he didn't carry his home state in the election. Maybe he can move to NY where IQ levels appear so low they elected Hillary. Maybe we can sneak Al in. Whaddya think?

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Sorry Lowlife,
I humbly appologize for suggesting that we dump this particular piece of excrement back on the great state of Tennessee. Garbage (no matter where it came from) should always be properly disposed of.
Now, let's think. Where do we find a landfill with no scruples concerning what types of waste they'll accept.

Posted by: ANDY   

12:15am on Wednesday, January 1st, 2003

Hey Mondo, maybe stuff his ass in a tru-pac 2 container and bury him at Yucca Mountain in Nevada? Just a thought, or is he too biodegradable for a Transuranic waste dump? If so,there's always Los Angeles.

Posted by: LOBO   

12:16am on Saturday, March 1st, 2003

Hey Mondo, Jesse would kick ass as pres. who would fuck w/him!! Hey dump that piece of shit gore off in michigan, they'll take him!!(go bucks)R.W.T.W.




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