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California   by: Mondo Disgusto Pondering California

California sucks. Okay, not the state but the people suck. Okay, not all the people, just most of them. Hey, fuck'em if they don't like what I'm saying, I was born there and left there as soon as I could. I'll say what ever I want about California. Don't get me wrong, the state itself has some of the most beautiful riding to be found anywhere in the country. Unfortunately it is filled to the borders with fags, liberals and other assorted idiots. I truly feel sorry for the righteous brothers and sisters who must endure the asinine machinations of the state and local governments that are controlled by the politically correct.

San Diego now insists that the term "minority" not be used, instead use "Persons of Color". Back in the sixties, we were told that the term " colored " was bad and that we should use the term "Negro ". Then " Negro" became unacceptable and "Afro-American" was the accepted term. Then it was "Black", then "African-American" and now we're back to "Colored" again. (Huh?)

Don't even think about saying the Pledge of Allegiance, or singing the National Anthem lest you offend the anti-American, anti-GOD shit-heels that run the state, or the pampered pussy students who hate our country but insist that they have the right to commit sedition.

University of California at Berkeley offers "Sex 101", a course that is every horny teenager's dream. You must observe the instructor having sex and then the class project is an orgy. The students must participate to pass. (Perhaps I should go back to school and further my education). A course in terrorism and sex teaches that war and terrorism are an erotic sexual manifestation caused by the possession of a penis. Second graders are getting "cootie shots". They are being taught that homosexuality is okay and that fags, lesbians and pedophiles aren't perverts. What in the peehockey fuck are they teaching 7-year olds sex for? At seven, my dick was to piss with (we were poor, if I woke up with a stiffy, then it was a toy) and had no idea that it was for breeding. But wait, don't stop there. Teach them about Bestiality, then that old dog can learn new tricks. Or how about Necrophilia, cause corpses don't say no or give you the clap! What about Coprophilia? Don't potty train them just tell 'em it's sexy to be smeared in shit.

You are not allowed to defend yourself, your property or your loved ones. You will be told to "prepare yourself to be a victim". If an assailant enters your home to do you harm, you are required, by law, to run away from your house and leave it and all your property to the assailant. (Yeah, right!!!)

If you want to do any improvements on your property, you must do a three-year study, file an environmental impact report, so on and so forth. Meanwhile they come to the Four-Corners (we call them "Californicators" and what they do "Californication") and cut down an acre of forest to build a town house, hire a Japanese gardener to landscape the yard into what is essentially deer candy and then complain that the deer are eating their yard. Then they want to put out poison baits to kill the offending animals. (Yeah, like they could get away with that in Cal.) The Yuppies went into Teluride and took over. They built a golf course (without doing the study) across the migratory route of the biggest Elk herd on the North American continent and complain about the Elk eating the rough and shitting on the greens. They ran my Brothers out of Pandora by having the area declared a "Toxic Waste Hazard Site" and then when everybody was out said it was okay to live there, then built a "gated security" community so only the filthy rich can live there. They buy $35,000 dollar properties for $200,000 driving the tax rates up so high that people that've lived there all their lives can't pay the taxes.

In California, Jihad Johnny Walker is a hero. Not just because he is a FUCKING TRAITOR, but also because his daddy is a rich peter-puffing turd burglar. If I had done what he did, my daddy would've booked passage on the first conveyance to Afghanistan and shot my worthless ass and dragged my carcass back and thrown it on the steps of the town hall. Then he would have gone home, threw my mom down on the bed and pounded out a new kid.

I think we ought to mount an airlift to rescue the stand-up righteous folks who want to live free again to safety, then build a wall around the state. Then gather all of the fags, liberals, attorneys, politicians and the ACLU and incarcerate them in state and hope the state snaps off into the Pacific taking most of the problem folks in this country with it.

Comments to date: 28. Page 3 of 3.

Posted by: Caljabar   

12:25am on Friday, July 4th, 2003

All of you seem to have the problem well in hand and all your observations are true. You are saying what many people think but are afraid to speak about. However, Your impact is greatly diminished by the fact that you do not express yourself in the proper fashion.
By using vulgarity and foul language (as used widely by the likes of Gloria Steimen and other foul mouth liberals), you are lowering yourselves to the level of these morons instead of showing an intellectual superiority which would attract attention of serious people.
Unfortunately after one or two "F" and other foul words, you lose 90% of the people who would not only read your words but would also agree with you.
So, clean up your language and by doing so, you'll seriously increase your credibility.
Foul language is reserved for people who lack the intelligence that gives them the ability to use valid vocabulary.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Well Caljabar, the fact of the matter is that the "intellectually superior, serious people" have their own forums and most wouldn't even come to a biker site. If you carefully read all of the rants, comments and replies, you would discover that we are capable of using "proper" english, therefore, our use of "vulgarity" is our way of more forcefully getting our points across. I like the fact that you are able to distiguish the difference between vulgar and profane (unlike some of the pseudo-christian pucker-butts I'm often hearing from). Vulgar means "crude, common, unrefined, unsophisticated". That describes myself and most of my brothers and sisters and a large percentage of the people who visit this site.
Your helpful critisism is, however, greatly appreciated, Fuck You Very Much.

Posted by: Grant Aldrich   

12:26am on Thursday, July 10th, 2003

California the Anus of the United Sates of America.
They set a bad example for the rest of our country.

California is like a big bowl of Granola.

What aint fruits is nuts.

Fuck'em they can suck a runny fart out of my politically incorrect ass.

Posted by: Michael   

12:25am on Monday, July 21st, 2003

I like your comments, but the gay bashing is over the edge. Not all gays want a pride parade and many lead "normal" lives. But, everything else I agree with 100%! I moved to California to go to school for Spring 2003 (huge scholarship..UC Berkeley is well known so i went for it) and I am moving back to Arizona State! Yeah I have been here a whole six months! I am pretty tolerant of people, but OH MY GOD this place is so politically correct! Even doing job interviews for a part time customer service job seems like I am interviewing for the president! No wonder nothing gets done in this state. Has anyone thought of this: Cali people use politically correct "stuff" to discriminate against people?!?!? If anyone on here hates Cali check out Arizona..its not bad at all and easy to get a job!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
So, tell me Michael, how is it that telling the truth about sodomites is "gay bashing" but telling the truth about everything else is ok?
I think you've already been in Californicate way tooooo long.

Posted by: Jeff Taylor   

12:27am on Saturday, August 30th, 2003

You are so right about this state. Besides all the fags, liberals and hippies, we are also being overrun by illegal aliens. Our stupid fucking governor is going to give them drivers licenses that will also allow them to vote illegally since no one bothers to check if they can legally vote or not. Try going to the doctor or the hospital anywhere and the waiting room is usually populated with some immigrant mother and her eight offspring running around like fucking cockroaches. I am so sick of these assholes popping out puppies with no way to support them other than leeching of the public tit and making the rest of us pay for their bad decisions.

The idiot governor is also about to legitemize fag marriages. I get so fucking tired of being told I am homophobic because I think smoking pole is wrong.

I am stuck here for about another year.

Posted by: Lee   

12:27am on Thursday, October 2nd, 2003

you didn't mention CA's governor raising the tax on vehicle licences by 300%. That makes for a wonderful bill when it costs $285 to licence my old pan. I don't like the bunny huggers either. If two teenagers can screw each others brains out in the back of a honda, why does it take two spotted owls ten square miles. I am stuck here because of a terminally ill wife, but I am really tired of the bs

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
I know where yer coming from Lee. Please extend to your wife our prayers for her recovery.
If you decide to leave, do what the californicators didn't...just leave all the CA PC BS baggage there and come feel the freedom that still exists elsewhere.

Posted by: shawndg   

12:28am on Friday, February 13th, 2004

Hey Mondo;

I hear some of what you are talkin bout California. I am nothing but a St. Louis Biker, but I was in L.A. bout two years ago and was shittin pickels on the goofy shit out there. I mean like the exhaust regulations on cars that we do not have in MO. Also, you cant smoke a cigarette in a fuckin bar..that really fucked me up...for God [oops, can't say that] sakes, its a fuckin bar, stay on de poch if yu cant run wit da dogs.

Posted by: Big Dan   

12:29am on Saturday, January 1st, 2005

It is New Year's Eve and I am visiting my brother here in Newport Beach, California. Background: I am a native of Texas, attended Texas schools for my BBA and MBA, own guns, cows, and land, and always vote Republican (George can't speak well in public but he is a badass). I've been here for several days and have seen a good part of the coastal scene. The main problem I see with California is that the population density is way too fucking high. You fuckers are also a bunch of rude assed whitetrash. There don't seem to be any people other than rich white ones around this place. Newport Bitch is the least culturally diverse place I have ever seen. The weather may be nice here but the congestion completely destroys the value of living here. You can go to most states in the South and get wide open spaces, good weather, and decent people for half the price. Real estate values also seem to be outrageous here in Califuckyou. If I had to live here I would buy a van and a gym membership so I could shower. There is no way in hell I would pay rent in this town. You can get a really nice house in Texas for 200k so I can't imagine paying 700k for a shack in California. I went to Fashion Island, a mall that my brother says is designed for stupid bitch rich housewives to come look for sexual partners and husbands, and observed the madness. There are some fucking stupid chicks out here. I feel that if I wore a little bit better clothing I would have attracted hits from all the bimbos I witnessed in that place. The beach is really a waste of time for everyone. It is a desolate bore with little use more than that of a volleyball court. Why would anyone pay $1 Million dollars for a 800 square foot schack sitting on the beach? It seems that a bunch of dumb bastards have done just that. Californians are too stupid too see that Big Government has encourage price appreciate so that it can seize ever-increasing amounts of tax revenue. I must go back to drinking now. If you are a liberal from California I'd like to take this opportunity to tell you to fuck off. Your state sucks dick because you have inferior genes and wear womens clothing you lame sissy punk. Up Yours.

Posted by: Dave   

1:40pm on Wednesday, March 30th, 2005

Yep - I lived in California for 36 of my 41 years and that place just pissed me off so bad. I am now gone and live in Alabama and what a breath of fresh air!!! I go back to visit friends and to see the place - but the people SUCK ASS!!!!!


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