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California   by: Mondo Disgusto Pondering California

California sucks. Okay, not the state but the people suck. Okay, not all the people, just most of them. Hey, fuck'em if they don't like what I'm saying, I was born there and left there as soon as I could. I'll say what ever I want about California. Don't get me wrong, the state itself has some of the most beautiful riding to be found anywhere in the country. Unfortunately it is filled to the borders with fags, liberals and other assorted idiots. I truly feel sorry for the righteous brothers and sisters who must endure the asinine machinations of the state and local governments that are controlled by the politically correct.

San Diego now insists that the term "minority" not be used, instead use "Persons of Color". Back in the sixties, we were told that the term " colored " was bad and that we should use the term "Negro ". Then " Negro" became unacceptable and "Afro-American" was the accepted term. Then it was "Black", then "African-American" and now we're back to "Colored" again. (Huh?)

Don't even think about saying the Pledge of Allegiance, or singing the National Anthem lest you offend the anti-American, anti-GOD shit-heels that run the state, or the pampered pussy students who hate our country but insist that they have the right to commit sedition.

University of California at Berkeley offers "Sex 101", a course that is every horny teenager's dream. You must observe the instructor having sex and then the class project is an orgy. The students must participate to pass. (Perhaps I should go back to school and further my education). A course in terrorism and sex teaches that war and terrorism are an erotic sexual manifestation caused by the possession of a penis. Second graders are getting "cootie shots". They are being taught that homosexuality is okay and that fags, lesbians and pedophiles aren't perverts. What in the peehockey fuck are they teaching 7-year olds sex for? At seven, my dick was to piss with (we were poor, if I woke up with a stiffy, then it was a toy) and had no idea that it was for breeding. But wait, don't stop there. Teach them about Bestiality, then that old dog can learn new tricks. Or how about Necrophilia, cause corpses don't say no or give you the clap! What about Coprophilia? Don't potty train them just tell 'em it's sexy to be smeared in shit.

You are not allowed to defend yourself, your property or your loved ones. You will be told to "prepare yourself to be a victim". If an assailant enters your home to do you harm, you are required, by law, to run away from your house and leave it and all your property to the assailant. (Yeah, right!!!)

If you want to do any improvements on your property, you must do a three-year study, file an environmental impact report, so on and so forth. Meanwhile they come to the Four-Corners (we call them "Californicators" and what they do "Californication") and cut down an acre of forest to build a town house, hire a Japanese gardener to landscape the yard into what is essentially deer candy and then complain that the deer are eating their yard. Then they want to put out poison baits to kill the offending animals. (Yeah, like they could get away with that in Cal.) The Yuppies went into Teluride and took over. They built a golf course (without doing the study) across the migratory route of the biggest Elk herd on the North American continent and complain about the Elk eating the rough and shitting on the greens. They ran my Brothers out of Pandora by having the area declared a "Toxic Waste Hazard Site" and then when everybody was out said it was okay to live there, then built a "gated security" community so only the filthy rich can live there. They buy $35,000 dollar properties for $200,000 driving the tax rates up so high that people that've lived there all their lives can't pay the taxes.

In California, Jihad Johnny Walker is a hero. Not just because he is a FUCKING TRAITOR, but also because his daddy is a rich peter-puffing turd burglar. If I had done what he did, my daddy would've booked passage on the first conveyance to Afghanistan and shot my worthless ass and dragged my carcass back and thrown it on the steps of the town hall. Then he would have gone home, threw my mom down on the bed and pounded out a new kid.

I think we ought to mount an airlift to rescue the stand-up righteous folks who want to live free again to safety, then build a wall around the state. Then gather all of the fags, liberals, attorneys, politicians and the ACLU and incarcerate them in state and hope the state snaps off into the Pacific taking most of the problem folks in this country with it.

Comments to date: 28. Page 2 of 3.

Posted by: Grant   

12:16am on Thursday, July 11th, 2002

I'll bring my zippo and a tanker full of fuel. When you wanna build that bond fire ?

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Right after air-lifting all the righteous brothers and sisters to FREEDOM!!!!!

Posted by: ANDY   

12:16am on Sunday, July 14th, 2002

By God I think I got a buncha marshmallows somewhere,somebody cut some sticks.

Posted by: Arizonan?   

12:17am on Thursday, August 8th, 2002

Yeah, California sucks, but I'm suprised to hear flaming bikers call ANYONE else fags.
What's with that (limp) wrist support banner at the bottom of your page?

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
A.) What in the fuck is a "flaming biker"? B.) If you were a biker, you'd know what the wrist rest is for. C.) Why didn't you have the balls to put your E-mail address in? D.) I didn't know dick-snacking bone-smugglers like you could read. I'll bet you're one of those rhinestone-wearing, rexall ranging, drugstore cowboys. The kind that real, range-riding, calf-branding cowboys call "gunsels". They find you as annoying as bikers do "sidewalk commando" wannabes. Now, FUCK OFF!

Posted by: Howster   

12:19am on Sunday, August 18th, 2002

Mondo:
I am presently "DOING TIME" in CA.
No I am not incarcerated.
I grew up in NY, and have lived around Boston Taxachusetts.
I thought I found "paradise" in NE Ohio.
Health problems with my Dad prompted me to move to CA to help him with his business.
I thought "my" business would easily make the transition.
I thought NY & Taxachusetts were bad well welcome to CA! Bring your Checkbook!
I won't go into the specifics from regeresting your car to the licenses and fees from the State, County, & City to have a business that piss me off.
I always new that I was not in business for myself. Uncle Sam would always be my partner. California now pretty much made it a 3 way split.
The big thing is:They factor the Non-legit people & the legit people pay to cover.
This goes on troughout everything in the state.
MY BIG QUESTION IS: My Dad now is doing well. I enjoy the time we have. BUT: It's been 6 years that I've lived in CA. The "STUBBORN" Old Man seems will be around for a while.
When do I run the risk of becoming a true Californian and not being welcome somewhere else?
I hope my NY accent will cover for my license plates when I finally get out of this state!
Howster

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Howster, you (and all righteous folk in Cal.) have my deepest condolences. First, do not lose your accent. Second, always deny any assertation that you are a Californian. If asked, hang your head and scuff your toe a mite and only admit that you are there to help a sick relative (don't allow yourself to be drawn into a long confab about it). Third, don't ever let your children be born there. Fourth, when ever possible, LEAVE LIKE YOUR ASS IS ON FIRE.
These measures should keep you from "going native". Good luck and may GOD bless.

Posted by: nick   

12:19am on Tuesday, November 12th, 2002

i made the mistake of moving to california for college. but after ive been here for a semester all i know s that my ass will be back home, away from all the congestion, pollution, liberal dickheads, hippies. Fuck, i cant even hunt in this stupid place. Texas is the shit, ill be home soon, to drink beer with ya once again. and non of that shitty ass corona they drink in san diego. im talking shiner bock. You 100% correct mondo, thanks for the site, glad to see im not the only one. keep posting funny shit, its great.

Posted by: Holly Lyons   

12:20am on Monday, December 2nd, 2002

Hey Mondo,
Much of what you say is true, but
the weather is great. It's December and
I rode my scoot in to work today!

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
The weather here is great too! We just actually use our leathers for cold weather, as opposed to a fashion statement

Posted by: John   

12:21am on Friday, December 6th, 2002

CA is a fucked up state without a doubt.
Unfortunately there is another state on the right coast just as bad. It's called Maryland and is full of the same whiney assed piss ant liberal flakes and tool gobblers as CA.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Thus, I stay in the southwest.

Posted by: dave   

12:22am on Monday, January 20th, 2003

It appears that everybody says that the state that they live in should be on the list. Add Massachusetts for me!

Posted by: Forrest   

12:23am on Saturday, February 15th, 2003

I am a native of California, and will never go back.
You are right on target, and the people coming to Colorado, from California, are screwing up Colorado, too, by bringing in their relative morality and dope smoking crap.

Posted by: R Bishop   

12:24am on Saturday, May 17th, 2003

Are you still in business? I noticed your last message post on Californicators was a year old (in my neck of the woods, it's gotten to the point where we just call em "fuckin 'cators"). I like your site. I'm always glad to see when someone else's political views are like mine. Keep up the good work.


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