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California   by: Mondo Disgusto Pondering California

California sucks. Okay, not the state but the people suck. Okay, not all the people, just most of them. Hey, fuck'em if they don't like what I'm saying, I was born there and left there as soon as I could. I'll say what ever I want about California. Don't get me wrong, the state itself has some of the most beautiful riding to be found anywhere in the country. Unfortunately it is filled to the borders with fags, liberals and other assorted idiots. I truly feel sorry for the righteous brothers and sisters who must endure the asinine machinations of the state and local governments that are controlled by the politically correct.

San Diego now insists that the term "minority" not be used, instead use "Persons of Color". Back in the sixties, we were told that the term " colored " was bad and that we should use the term "Negro ". Then " Negro" became unacceptable and "Afro-American" was the accepted term. Then it was "Black", then "African-American" and now we're back to "Colored" again. (Huh?)

Don't even think about saying the Pledge of Allegiance, or singing the National Anthem lest you offend the anti-American, anti-GOD shit-heels that run the state, or the pampered pussy students who hate our country but insist that they have the right to commit sedition.

University of California at Berkeley offers "Sex 101", a course that is every horny teenager's dream. You must observe the instructor having sex and then the class project is an orgy. The students must participate to pass. (Perhaps I should go back to school and further my education). A course in terrorism and sex teaches that war and terrorism are an erotic sexual manifestation caused by the possession of a penis. Second graders are getting "cootie shots". They are being taught that homosexuality is okay and that fags, lesbians and pedophiles aren't perverts. What in the peehockey fuck are they teaching 7-year olds sex for? At seven, my dick was to piss with (we were poor, if I woke up with a stiffy, then it was a toy) and had no idea that it was for breeding. But wait, don't stop there. Teach them about Bestiality, then that old dog can learn new tricks. Or how about Necrophilia, cause corpses don't say no or give you the clap! What about Coprophilia? Don't potty train them just tell 'em it's sexy to be smeared in shit.

You are not allowed to defend yourself, your property or your loved ones. You will be told to "prepare yourself to be a victim". If an assailant enters your home to do you harm, you are required, by law, to run away from your house and leave it and all your property to the assailant. (Yeah, right!!!)

If you want to do any improvements on your property, you must do a three-year study, file an environmental impact report, so on and so forth. Meanwhile they come to the Four-Corners (we call them "Californicators" and what they do "Californication") and cut down an acre of forest to build a town house, hire a Japanese gardener to landscape the yard into what is essentially deer candy and then complain that the deer are eating their yard. Then they want to put out poison baits to kill the offending animals. (Yeah, like they could get away with that in Cal.) The Yuppies went into Teluride and took over. They built a golf course (without doing the study) across the migratory route of the biggest Elk herd on the North American continent and complain about the Elk eating the rough and shitting on the greens. They ran my Brothers out of Pandora by having the area declared a "Toxic Waste Hazard Site" and then when everybody was out said it was okay to live there, then built a "gated security" community so only the filthy rich can live there. They buy $35,000 dollar properties for $200,000 driving the tax rates up so high that people that've lived there all their lives can't pay the taxes.

In California, Jihad Johnny Walker is a hero. Not just because he is a FUCKING TRAITOR, but also because his daddy is a rich peter-puffing turd burglar. If I had done what he did, my daddy would've booked passage on the first conveyance to Afghanistan and shot my worthless ass and dragged my carcass back and thrown it on the steps of the town hall. Then he would have gone home, threw my mom down on the bed and pounded out a new kid.

I think we ought to mount an airlift to rescue the stand-up righteous folks who want to live free again to safety, then build a wall around the state. Then gather all of the fags, liberals, attorneys, politicians and the ACLU and incarcerate them in state and hope the state snaps off into the Pacific taking most of the problem folks in this country with it.

Comments to date: 28. Page 1 of 3.

Posted by: deerslayer   

12:07am on Saturday, February 23rd, 2002

You hit it right on

Posted by: Bud883   

12:08am on Saturday, February 23rd, 2002

NEVER BEEN TO CALIFORNIA NOR FROM THE WAY YOU DESCRIBE IT DO I THINK THAT I EVER WANT TO GO TO SUCH A FUCKED UP PLACE.

Posted by: Osagewoman   

12:15am on Saturday, February 23rd, 2002

Gee, and I thought it was just me! I work with a bunch of transplanted Californicators (not by their choice) and all I hear is bitchin' and whinin'! They talk all day about nothing except how their mundane lives are and expect the rest of us to care? I just wish they'd all go back and never come out...

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Won't happen. They are like a shifting antigen virus, once they escape confinement they just continue to spread, resisting all efforts to contain them.

Posted by: bun   

12:09am on Wednesday, March 20th, 2002

what is with the fag comments? what does sedition have to do with being a fag? how come you are getting that confused with everything else on your shit list? what about when some Nazi runs your old cranky ass over and the only people that will ever stop to help you are fags because we know what it's like to get run over by cranky old Nazis? Get one thing straight: i'm a total FAG and if anyone fucked with you or anyone else I wouldn't stand by and watch it happen, like you would if someone was fucking with me. I'm your ally you cranky old bugger, not your doormat for shit you can't even articulate.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
You again?? Because your conduct is disgusting! That's what is with the fag comments!!! The sedition comment had nothing to do with fags (you shouldn't try to read with your blow-buddy's balls draped across your nose), it concerns the college students who want to overthrow the federal government and start a nation called Axtlan. That is SEDITION during a state of WAR, you stupid fuck. If you paid as much attention to what's going on in this country as you do to the back-side of your buddy's scrotum you would know this. I'M NOT the one who's confused. As to the rest of your comments; I'm not worried about getting "beat up" because most folks get a look at the tomb-stones in my eyes and realize that I'm hazardous to their health. And as for old, get this through your sperm-soaked brain... the only alternative to getting old is to DIE YOUNG! And since the average life span of a fag is 42 years, I'll still be here while your 40-overbore ass is taking up space at Forest Lawn. Now, FUCK OFF!!!! Go to Frisco where you belong.

P.S. When you have a runny nose, is it because you have a head-cold, or are you just full??

Posted by: Osonegro   

12:10am on Sunday, March 24th, 2002

Straight up and to the core commentary.
I lived out there in fruit loop land back in the 70's. Cant figure out how a place with so much fine countryside and open roads could get so fucked up so fast.
The Original
Osonegro
Accept No Substitutes

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
We should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Posted by: ron stephens   

12:11am on Monday, April 1st, 2002

Yo, very well done, I've had the same thoughts for sometime. In the future I see all the liberal ass tree huggers and over propped eco freaks, sitting naked warming their hands over cigarette butts. There, they will be able to articulate the rising cost of energy with the animal rights activist that is slowly starving to death.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
A tip of the mouse-ears to you Ron. Don't you just love the irony? They don't want any more oil exploration, but won't give up their cars. They don't want any more generating stations, but won't turn down their air conditioners. They don't want any logging, but still use toilet paper. Quite frankly, most should be denied the use of any precious natural resources, beginning with...AIR

Posted by: wolf   

12:12am on Friday, April 12th, 2002

I agree with about perversion, but do not bring the bible into it to prove it is wrong. There is no justified reason for butt fuckers or knob gobblers or whatever the fuck they call themselves, I am not religious but no one has to use any kind of documentation to prove that what the fags do is just sick and perverted. I can;t even imagine how they think this shit is correct.

Posted by: Cal   

12:13am on Thursday, May 9th, 2002

Right on, you hit the nail directly on the head.

Posted by: Andrew   

12:14am on Monday, June 17th, 2002

Alright I don't know who the fuck you think you are, or why you think you can say all this bullshit about California, because it sure ain't true. We say the pledge of allegiance and all that stuff, and where the hell did you get the idea that we're anti-American, cause that sure ain't true. And I dunno what the **** you got against gay people, if you don't like it **** off cause its none of your damn buisness. and that one jihad guy isn't a hero, I dunno where you got that but we hate him as much as everyone else.
You call us "problem folks," well the only problem I can see here is you. California rules, and you're just gonna have to get used to it.

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
First thing you need to do is take that glass dick out of your mouth and dump whatever it is you're smoking in it into the toilet. You must be stoned, because your only other excuse is that you are stupid. You didn't bother to read the other comments so I'm not going to repeat myself.
But ignorant assholes like you are how the Liberals were able to pass those fucked up laws to begin with. If California rocks, why are Californicators coming here and fucking up our states?? The only state that wants Californian tourists is Nevada, but only long enough to strip your wallets, then THEY want you to leave!!!
!!!!!!!!!ADDENDUM!!!!!!!!
Ok, Andrew from California, listen up;
The GOD hating, faggot loving Appeals Court in San Francisco Just ruled the "Pledge of Allegiance"
UNCONSTITUTIONAL.

Posted by: Andrew   

12:15am on Monday, June 17th, 2002

Fucking up your states? What about all those damn energy companies from Texas that decided to screw us over, charge us $300 a month for electricity? What do you mean Nevada is the only one that wants CA tourists? What are they gonna do, tell you to leave cause you're from California? If other states hate us so much, then why are so many people coming out here?

Reply from Mondo Disgusto:
Yeah, FUCKING UP OUR STATES!! California wants MORE ELECTICITY but no more generating stations. So, what do you all do??? Make somebody build MORE coal fired plants here so we have to breath the pollution instead of YOU. Now FUCK OFF. Do us a favor and stay in Cal!!!
!!!!!!!!!ADDENDUM!!!!!!!!!
Ok, Andrew from California, listen up;
The GOD hating, faggot loving Appeals Court in San Francisco Just ruled the "Pledge of Allegiance"
UNCONSTITUTIONAL.


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