In San Francisco, CA (where else?) after a recent election, the election supervisor was fired after several ballot boxes were discovered floating in the bay. The supervisor filed suit to be reinstated based on (what else?) racial discrimination, vis-a-vis... she is (ahem) colored and the election commission isn't. But wait, it isn't really about racism. Her employee medical package was paying for her lesbian girlfriend to have a sex change and getting fired put the financial burden on her instead of the taxpayers. Let me see if I've got this straight; the lesbian who enjoys the feel of another woman's thighs pressed firmly to either side of her face (because she doesn't like men) wants her girl friend to have a dick built (that can't be used to breed with) so she can be properly fucked by a man who isn't a man??? And this medical package pays for sex changes, but not birth control, but will pay for Viagra, but not Monoxidil!
Which brings up VIAGRA and MONOXIDIL. For millennia, impotent men have searched, to no avail, for a true aphrodisiac, while bald guys wore ridiculous looking wigs to cover their shiny pates. Then comes the hair growing wonder drug that had the side effect of giving the bald guy a raging soft on. I asked a brother who is losing some of his hair (but swings a johnson that could punch holes in tread plate) if he would trade his hard-on for hair. The answer was a resounding "No, and not just no, but FUCK NO, are you out of your fucking mind?" But since the invention of this hair fertilizer, the very next drug to be discovered (they put cancer research on the back burner for this) is a drug guaranteed to pump up the hoo-haw hydraulics of even the most flaccid of pink ponies. Balding brothers, listen up! Going bald will not keep you from getting laid! How do I know? Because Telly Savalas and Yul Brenner were laying pipe from the time they grew pubics till they went tits up. It's not the lack of hair, but the lack of self-confidence, that is keeping you celibate! If your shiny scalp bothers you in the mirror, go to your local ink-slinger and have a map of the world tattooed on your head, tattoos are cool now and will last forever while the hair you re-grew is going to fall out as soon as you stop taking the drug!!!
As if we don't have enough frivolous law-suits taking up valuable court time, a wheel-chair bound fellow is suing a titty-bar because his wheelchair won't fit through the door of the lap-dance parlor. Grocery stores, clothing stores, hospitals and doctors offices or any establishment that he must have access to, YES. TITTY BARS? So some clappy tramp can leave snail trails on your useless lap??? Give me a fucking break!!! I would like to see the look on the judge's face when this one comes to trial.
While we are on the subject of frivolous suits, Michael Newdow has filed another anti-God suit, i.e.; the prayer that is said at the swearing-in of our Chief Executive. He complains that this violates his right to practice the "religion of Atheism". I looked up the definitions of "atheism" and "religion" and nowhere are the terms "atheism, atheist or atheistic" defined as a religion, nor does the definition of "religion" include the term "atheism", but says" The belief in, and worship of, a god or gods". I believe that Newdow is suffering from an acute Rectal/Cranial Inversion. Somebody, anybody, please staple Newdow to the rudder of the next outbound freighter. Oh, and by the way, his wife and daughter are Christian... talk about an unevenly yoked pair.
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Posted by: Eisenkriegvogel | 8:52pm on Wednesday, July 17th, 2002 |
There's a long history of baldness in my family. I still have most of my hair left, but if I go bald, I go bald with dignity. Old age is a natural part of life, and men (and women) who spend most of their annual net income trying to "look younger" are a pretty pathetic bunch.
Reply from Mondo Disgusto: Guys getting hair plugs (I've seen them, little dots of fuzz), women with perfectly capital apple sized knockers getting them pumped up to the size of Texas watermelons, why not just hold up a sign saying "I'm just soooo shallow". The effect is generally the same and would be a lot less expensive. |
Posted by: Grant | 9:10pm on Wednesday, July 17th, 2002 |
This piece of shit Michael Newdow should know that the separation of Church and State is not the separation of God and State. It was created that way so that any Church would not have power over the state in the decision making process to create law and rule it’s citizens. NOT so a useless son of a bitch could get his 30 seconds of fame in the media spotlight. This Newdow needs a glass window in his belly because his head is so far up his ass he’s fucking blind.
I was told that Newdow had previously tried the same tactics in the State of Florida and the Florida Supreme Court basically said fuck you, go away.
Some people will try anything just to be famous for a few seconds.
I’d love to see someone file suit against this shit for brain on the grounds that he is infringing upon their freedom of religion. That due to his exploits they are offended or oppressed or something and file a class action lawsuit along with 1000 or so friends who feel the same way. Nothing would please me more than to see a low life cock-sucker like Newdow, on the streets begging for spare change because he was litigated into poverty.
Our system isn’t perfect but it’s the best one we have. Our form of government has to maintain what little integrity that it has left. The word GOD that has been used for over the last 200 plus years is fine. Don’t mess with it. The problem is that not enough people have read it.
The nerve of this asshole is astonishing. He’s lucky that there are laws that protect him from the masses. In some countries he would have his throat slit in a public arena while the whole village and his family are forced to watch.
We could take up a collection for him, maybe just enough for a one way trip somewhere, anywhere except any part of the USA.
If I could say anything to Newdow I am sure it would be something similar to this.
1. Suck a runny fart out of my ass you piece of sub standard shit.
2. You are lucky that you live in a country that protects your freedom to believe or to not believe. You have the right to turn away, fucking use it.
3. You are offending me, my brothers and sisters who do love our country and our God.
4. Do the honorable thing, shut that shit hole of a mouth you have, go home and QUIETLY practice your right to be a non-believer
Reply from Mondo Disgusto: Thanks a whole fucking bunch, Grant. I laughed so hard I shit my pants. |
Posted by: Gary Marston | 9:24pm on Tuesday, October 1st, 2002 |
If Newdow is trying to get his 15 minutes of fame, it seems you are too, with the website. I don't think that is bad, but it might just be possible Newdow is, like me, tried of being pushed into church in chains by the fucking religious right trying to take over the government and force us all to be perfect and Christian like they "think" they are.
Extremist are all alike. Wrong in a free democracy. It doesn't matter what they beleive....Stop fucking with MY world.
I don't care if your religion is against abortion: keep your nose out of my daughter's vagina. That's my business.
And don't kill her doctor because he disagrees with your world view.
These Texas "Christians" act as though if Christ was a Texan someone would have thrown him a gun and he would have shot his way out of being crucified.
if Newdow got the definition of religion and God wrong, what is your definition of Christian. Kick ass and take names.
Kill everyone who doesn't agree.
Christians are about the new testement.
Forgiveness, 7x7, turn the other cheek.
If you don't believe in that, don't call yourself one.
How can these murderous bastards call themselves Christians, just so they can force themselves into power around the world.
If you have the best thing going, you don't have to beat the fuck out of people to force them to believe it.
That's rape not religion.
That's slavery, not freedom.
Thanks for the free speech!
Ride on. |
Posted by: Doc | 9:26pm on Friday, October 4th, 2002 |
For Gary Marston,
I read your post over and over and only managed to come to one conclusion. The post was a slam at Mondo. The post also was full of crap; liberal run-a-amok do-goodness that makes one want to puke. If I missed something please let me know.
It seems to me that Mondo makes more sense than any bleeding heart liberal pin-richard. He's certainly a more honest Christian (readily admitting & displaying his vices or sins or whatever you want to call them)than some back alley slinking tea totaller who pays for a blow job in the back seat of his Rolls Royce (bought by his congregation) while suckin' on a big fat doobie.
Doc |
Posted by: Daemon | 9:28pm on Friday, January 24th, 2003 |
Nice. The entire world needs to listen to this opinion. |
Posted by: wierdbeard | 9:32pm on Thursday, January 30th, 2003 |
Amen Mondo,it`s a shame more people out there don`t stand up and say what they think like yourselve. |
Posted by: William Ford | 9:33pm on Friday, February 28th, 2003 |
The guy who represents the 'offended'liberal who is tired of being chained and dragged into church obviously wants to enact the affirmative action bill for al-quaida. I believe that newdow and all the other mamby pambies would love to stick every true blue American head in the sand-(of every ethnicity, yes that includes Caucasians, that's right caucasians have ethnicity oooh!)These peace niks won't understand when terrorists fire a cruise missile from an American port, but yeah they'll die too, just like our newly de-pledged of allegianced liberally conditioned children. Bring on 'Old Glory' and the cowboys, God bless U.S. troops,and pass the fuckin' ammunition~ WF |
Posted by: William Ford Hata | 9:34pm on Sunday, May 25th, 2003 |
William, you obviously have a problem with groups of people, as illustrated by your slagging of liberals as a whole.
In defense of liberals, I can recall that when the idea of "social security" was proposed, the republicans of our "great country" were saying that this bill would only be passed over their dead bodies. Next thing you know, it is passed, skip forward 70 years, and what do we have? We have republicans saying that they know best for social security. That's an oxymoron right there.
So, william, think about liberals in a better light, because I am sure that no matter how old you are, you are still gathering those social security benefits, and whether legitimately or not, you are probably reaping the rewards of those disability beneifits, so shut the hell up and quit labeling liberals as kneejerks who are impeding the progress of this country just because some guy from california is making a frivolous lawsuit. |
Posted by: ANDY | 9:36pm on Sunday, June 15th, 2003 |
Hey "Hata",(use of ebonics noted)
Liberal, Conservative (social,political,or fiscal), Democrat, Republican),WHAT THE FUCKS THE DIFFERENCE? All puppets on the same strings whos' goal is more control, more laws. What ever happened to Free Will? THAT and only that are you sworn to defend as an American. You were born with that duty but instead choose to defend liberals. Shut the fuck up!
And if you can't do that at least speak English and save the fuckin' Ebonics. |
Posted by: Grant Aldrich | 9:38pm on Wednesday, August 20th, 2003 |
HEY GARY, you and your liberal cronies talk more shit than a Chinese radio.
No one and I repeat no one has ever forced you into church, forced you to act like a Christian and certainly have not asked you to adhere to Christian beliefs. What people have been asking is to act morally, responsibly, ethically and fairly with regards to actions, behavior and how we all live. There is nothing wrong with that. Just because groups of people don’t want your daughter to use abortion as birth control and thus fuel the fires of promiscuity AKA being a slut, doesn’t mean that it’s an ultra rightwing conservative Christian conspiracy to legislate the usage of your daughter’s vagina. It’s simply the responsible thing to do, we have laws that you can not rob, steal, murder etc. These laws govern the obvious things that should not be done by anyone. The reason these laws exist is because there are so many irresponsible people out there that have to be have it in black and white.
As a nation of people with so much freedom, we have to set limits to that freedom otherwise some of our village idiots will take advantage of it. Its not fairly balanced. The Liberal Leftwing Wacko agenda’s consist of attempting at all costs to remove other people’s freedom, firearms, tobacco, etc etc . They create laws to make themselves feel good by giving handouts to lazy pieces of shit who fail to provide for themselves. (Minorities) If the other sensible and responsible people out there say they disagree then we a labeled as evil and insensitive and worse.
I guess if I can’t smoke in a restaurant or own a pistol with more than a 10 shot capacity then your daughter should not be allowed to use her vagina as a clown car. |
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