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| Joke Title: The Seven Kinds of Sex
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1. - Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2. - Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3. - Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4. - Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway, you both say, "Screw you."
5. - Religious Sex: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon, and Nun at night. (Very popular)
6. - Courtroom Sex: You cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone. And last, but not least,
7. - Social Security Sex: You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self. |
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Submited by: on June 29, 2009 12:00 am |
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